T-Minus 7 days until Santa Claus visits every house in the world.� While many of us are settling in for the holiday season and end of the year, Santa Claus and his elves are no doubt working 24/7 preparing to set off Christmas Eve.� Can you imagine all of the toys that need finishing, the presents that need wrapping, and the route planning that goes into Christmas night?� On top of that, I am sure the behavior audit department of the North Pole is still busy updating the Naughty and Nice list to make sure it is as accurate as possible.
I write this article in the hopes that Santa will see it prior to setting out on December 24.� He really needs to have a safety check list to avoid suffering any personal injury to himself, his elves, or his reindeer.� Let�s face it.� Santa and his crew do not have the safest jobs in the World.� Here are my recommendations for Santa.
�����������Have the sleigh looked at by a licensed sleigh mechanic to ensure that all parts are working,
�����������Be sure your cell phone is in hands-free mode, and goodness sake, NO TEXTING WHILE FLYING!
�����������Be sure the reindeer know the game plan.� Have a huddle with them prior to leaving and be certain they all have their game faces on.
�����������Break your boots in.� No need to have your feet hurting that night.
�����������Always check for fire before going down any chimney.
�����������Check the milk at each house prior to drinking.� Spoiled milk could lead to delayed departures and it is impossible to flush a toilet silently.
�����������Limit cookie intake to a bite per house.� Remember your sleigh will have to stop at interstate weigh stations.� You don�t want to get a violation.
�����������Ensure all gifts are not on any safety recall lists.
�����������Dog Treats���� Not all family pets are going to be thrilled to see you.� If the family has a pet snake, that is your problem.
�����������Ensure that Rudolph�s nose is at maximum brightness.� Running into airplanes, helicopters, or UFO�s will ruin your night.
�����������No drinking and flying.� Don�t forget that there is �adult� egg nog.
�����������No presents are to be left in doorways or stairwells.� Kids could fall over them.
�����������Do not allow the reindeer to graze on poinsettias, holly, mistletoe, etc. as they can be poisonous to animals
Hopefully, Santa will see this list that I have prepared for his safety.� I am certain that Santa can afford a lawyer, but no one wants to see Santa in a courtroom.� In all seriousness, it is my hope that all of us are happy and healthy this holiday season.� Whatever holiday that you celebrate, do so with love in your heart.� From the personal injury attorneys at The Parian Law Firm, LLC, Merry Christmas & Happy Hanukkah.
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